World Of Warcraft Jokes

Hello dear jokers! This is a thread for WoW jokes. I found this on US forums and tought that we can be a lot funnier. Yes i said that... Ok i will start.

Paldins do it with the lights on.


You know you play to much Warcraft when your microwave dings and you go "GRATZ!!!!"


Your momma's so fat mages need to increase their portals and put Conjured Snickers on the other side to get her through.


Three wives are sitting in the living room sipping tea and talking, when the first wife says "My husband is a rogue and he likes to do it from behind and he never runs out of energy."

The second wife giggles and says "My husband is a Warrior... And he has Stamina to last ALL night."

Both the first and second wife start looking at the third wife which gets red and embarrased and says "My husband is a mage and i HATE Polymorph.