I hate gnooms and I am proud of it

#0 - Nov. 29, 2009, 12:35 a.m.
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Why I hate gnooms:

They are annoying small
1.Got useless racials (extra intelect etc why they even can't heal)
2.They can't even their city which is overrun by lvl 25 elite mobs?
3.they're useless cuz they diddn't even fought in the third war.....
4. they are arrogant (like wilfred fizzle bang)
5. They're wannabe mages and locks the real locks are undeads/orcs and the real mages are belfs
6. They can't tinker without the fact that they do what was not intended to do( the goblins works atleast well they are all doing boom in the end)
7. they're so lame......

The good things about gnooms.

they got the best sounds when they die.
Can't remember anything else. xD

conclusion of this.......
Gnoom hunters for life!!!!
#58 - Nov. 30, 2009, 3:30 p.m.
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Starting fresh in Azeroth, it made me ponder,
that beyond the mountains, in Coldridge yonder,
through the Deeprun, and straight to Goldshire,
an adventure started, the Gnomish fate no longer dire.

Questing for hours, time quickly flew,
soon a Gnomish master, powered by caffeinated brew,
that day so memorable in all its glory,
a Gnome forever, and that is my story!