#0 - Sept. 24, 2009, 8:42 p.m.
I would like to ask for the Chinese government to classify all Chinese citizens who are at all involved in any WoW Profit companies to be classified as vermin, mainly so I can bludgeon them to death. I have already invested in a club that I will be using for said bludgeoning, and it wasn't cheap, so please don't make me waste my money.
The reason for this request is the following:
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Yes, believe it or not these raunchy pheasants have attempted to steal from me.
I did some calculations and I've come to the conclusion that due to the time invested into my account, its currently worth three times the amount of tier miserable lives, including their rancid-smelling houses and underdeveloped parents.
If you do not pass this law, I will take it as an act of supporting the thieving mutants that plague your streets, and I will write a letter, similar to this one to my government, about passing a law to classify everyone in Asia as vermin, but one way or the other I'm going to get my moneys worth for the bat I bought.
I had hoped that after Hiroshima and similar bombings, you would have learned to never try and take over my account again.
Yours sincerely,
Harry S. Truman
