Corrupt A Wish - WoW Style!

So I'm just bored one afternoon and decided to post a fun game for the entire community =)

For those of you who don't know how it works, it's quite simple.

Person A says a wish they'd like granted. Person B then replies "granted, but..." and corrupts said wish. After B has corrupted A's wish, he then goes and makes his OWN wish, which in turn will be corrupted by Person C.

Example:

A) I wish for a puppy
B) Granted. But the puppy devours your family. I wish for a pony.
C) Granted. But the pony kicks down your house. I wish for a....

And that's it! Now that I've explained it, I'll start it off.

I wish for full TotC HC 25 man gear <3