#0 - Aug. 13, 2009, 8:31 p.m.
The time has come for the Great Gnome Run, which is a race of epic proportions. All participants will be Gnomes and all will be fully prepared and trained to run faster than the rest. Some will use science to get an advantage, others will use pure strength and willpower to get ahead, and then there will probably be some who are naked and greased up in hopes to reduce wind resistance. Hair and moustaches will be trimmed for speed and tiny legs will move so fast that any image taken of them will show naught but the blurry motion of feet.
If you wish to participate in this Great Gnome Run, be it as a runner or as audience, then have a look here for more information.