#1 - May 23, 2014, 9:59 p.m.
Blizzard Post
This week, the Major and I decided we're tired of all the cooing at cute pets you've faced in recent weeks, and we're sending you off to face Merda Stronghoof in Desolace. Her team isn't particularly attractive so hopefully you can focus on your team and the strategy you'll need to defeat her.

For this exercise, Payne has instructed me to inform you that your team cannot have a pet higher than level 8. Rare quality has never been more important, so be sure to choose wisely. Your lineup will be a level-8 Undead, a level-8 Mechanical, and a level-8 Elemental in that order. Report back here once you’ve succeeded!