So I had to change the name of my char. It was a Charr Fire Ele named Tandori Firefarter.
I’m really bummed out by this. He was a mule but every time I saw his goofy face in my selection screen life just seemed a little less bad.
I had been thinking of doing an in-game stand-up routine with him and had been bugging my guildmates with fart jokes of the “huehue” kind. You know, the ones that get groans.
Like “What do you call an Asura Synergetics Master who only farts when he’s alone?”
A PRIVATE TOOTOR
Huehuehue
I even had an entire backstory for him. How he wanted to be a wizard, a true master of the elements. His incompetence and flatulence didn’t allow for it though. He learned slower than others, was laughed at, was never popular with the Charr girls. He was a great Chef though. His favourite ingredients included beans of all types, onions, and orrian truffles. He discovered that he could manipulate fire, though in an indirect way. His dream of becoming a master of the elements may have been out of his reach. But becoming a master of the flame was now a possibility, nay, a reality!
I was going to put the chef/butcher’s outfit on him, even level him, once there was a sale on charslots so I could move the stuff to another char. The self-inflicted burning would be like an experiment gone wrong. He’d also get a friend in the sous-chef. He’d finally see the world.
But alas, his name was deemed inappropriate. His legacy is one that will never be. Today the laughter died. He never meant to hurt anyone. All he wanted to do was give a smile and a wink. Now he is but a generic mule.
Goodbye sweet prince
Is there really nothing that can be done? Was it really that bad? =’(
