The Sandwichmancer

#1 - June 7, 2013, 4:51 p.m.
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Disclaimer: This is a playful thread. It is intended to stimulate some lighthearted and fun discussion regarding an imaginary class previously mentioned as a joke by Colin Johnson. As such, have some fun with it!

So as I stated in the above disclaimer, this just to stimulate some fun discussion of Colin’s ‘Sandwichmancer’ class.

What are your thoughts on this imaginary profession?
What armor class would it be?
What weapons would it use?
What skills would those weapons have?
What traits/traitlines would it offer?

I’m not sure why it stuck with me, but since I couldn’t sleep the other night, I was playing with some of the options. I can see this as being a light or medium armor class, although I’m leaning more towards medium (complete with an apron as part of the armor).

As for weapons:

Bow (short/long/recurve) – two hands – shoots submarine style sandwiches (we have one that shoots rainbows, so hey why not)

Rifle – two hands – Also shoots submarine style sandwiches

Pistol – off hand – shoots little hors d’oeuvres sandwiches (like at high end parties)

Daggers – either hand – foot long submarine sandwich styled daggers

Nunchuck (new) – main hand – sandwich on each end, connected by a chain of sausage links

Shuriken (new) – either hand – throwing star shaped PB&J…you’ll never look at it the same again

That’s as far as I got before I fell asleep. What can I say? I was tired, but it was fun none the less.

So, your thoughts?

#4 - June 7, 2013, 6:06 p.m.
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When you use the roast beef skill, and follow it up with Au Jus utility you get the FRENCH DIP combo.

It’s way overpowered btw and total BS and Anet needs to balance it.