Hugh Norfolk - Look Into My Eyes

#1 - March 28, 2014, 3:21 p.m.

You are now very sleepy. Very sleepy.

You are now asleep.

Now listen to me as I speak the following words in the voice of Morgan Freeman:

You will no longer main a Warrior. In fact, you will delete your warrior on the live servers now.
You will main a Mesmer.
You will suffer as a Mesmer does.
Mesmers need some fixes before this patch goes live.

Now, repeat these words above.

Very good.

Now count back from 10 slowly. When you awake, you will feel refreshed and full of purpose.
10..9..8..7…

Hugh Norfolk

#7 - March 28, 2014, 5:01 p.m.

I have awoken from a short sleep a bit groggy and Confused.

For some reason I wish to play Mesmer even more than before. . . My head was bleeding (possibly I was knocked out) Luckily the blood didn’t reach the text on my shirt “Berserker stance” it seemed to be immune. After wobbling around a bit I was able to keep myself from being knocked down due to my balanced stance. I feel like my dream was causing me a great deal of damage, but T. Bear taught me how to endure pain. I realized that this was all from the some clever Mesmer(possibly Fay my arch nemesis) trying to control my thoughts which caused me to go into a rampage. I was consoled quickly by the champion genius which calmed my mind and body like a healing surge. The genius whispered to me one thing and one thing only that I will take to my grave. . . . HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM/BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

The time is coming that my bow and hammer will crush many a foe, but who knows maybe I will dust off my Mace/Sword and Long Bow. Only time will tell. :P