Bashiok

#0 - Oct. 1, 2009, 11:27 p.m.
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I absolutely love how you are managing this forum. I can see you sitting there behind your computer in the office, middle of the afternoon on a lazy, fall afternoon in Irvine California, sipping away at a tasty coffee beverage in your favorite Blizzard mug, and thinking - 'I should really catch up on what the folks are posting on the forums today.' You log in and are delighted to post after post about WOW in your DIABLO 3 forum.

And your sense of calm is shattered. The rage begins to build. Your vision starts to get blurry. You smash your mug of against the wall. It erupts in a violent splash of scalding hot coffee and porcelain shards. You lurch forward, tear your shirt off your back, which makes a pleasing sound as the fabric shreds under the duress of your explosion of rage. You grip onto your armrests so tightly that you puncture the fabric - which makes a slight popping sound, and the armrests slowly wheeze out the bit of air trapped inside. You tilt your head back, and shout a gutteral "WHY ME!!!" "WHHHHHHYYYYYY MMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!"

And then you calm down, come in here, and own up these folks who are writing nonsense. It is a pleasure to watch.

I would subscribe to your magazine.
#1 - Oct. 2, 2009, 12:09 a.m.
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Haha, nah.

I don't drink my coffee out of a Blizzard mug...

>:|
#4 - Oct. 2, 2009, 5:02 p.m.
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Q u o t e:


Why? They don't work as intended?


No, just every Tuesday it sorta makes the coffee taste funny.