If you could have any monster affix in real life, which would you choose?

The minions of the Burning Hells have a lot of tricks up their sleeves to toy with the residents of Sanctuary. Some are fond of tactics that set the ground ablaze, while others prefer to teleport about or create mirrors of themselves with cunning Illusions. But many of these skills also probably make for great party tricks that even the Lords of the Burning Hells could appreciate.

For our latest community question, we want to ask: If you could have any monster affix in real life, which would you choose?

There are quite a few monster affixes - unique monster powers - that you're likely to encounter in Diablo III, so make sure to pour over this complete list for the one affix that you would choose to possess in our mortal realm.  What would you use it for?
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